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Well in a few days we will be showered or showering someone with all the love we can possibly afford in one day. The day I’m talking about, as if there is anyone that don’t know, Valentines Day. If your like me, you’ve already set in motion the tons of cash that you plan to spend on that special someone, or are at least thinking about it. (which in my case, I’m in the thinking about it stage, theres a little problem of tons of cash that I haven’t figured out yet).

Now its fun to talk about all the things you can buy to make that special someone fall for you even more than they already have, but this isnt going to help you in that subject. What I’m going to talk about are a few things you can buy your sweetie that will pretty much ensure that you will never have to buy her anything else again. Now don’t get me wrong, some of these things are things that are alright to buy if it is requested, but if not, you will most likely have some pretty big problems if you surprise your girlfriend or wife with these exotic gifts.

Peekaboo Stripper Pole
Come on guys, I know most of you would love to have one of these in the bedroom, and the thought of having your very own "Magic City" at home may just be very appetizing, but if you surprise your girlfriend or wife with one of these, you may just have a pretty big argument on your hands. The peekaboo pole dancer kit comes with your very own 8.6′ chrome pole that wedges between the floor and ceiling in the same way your shower curtain wedges between the walls in your bathroom. It also comes with an instructional DVD to teach your sweetie how to dance like the lovely entertainers you see in your average topless drinking establishment. To top it off, you get a set of peekaboo money. to tip your sweetie and a garter (I’m guessing so she can hold all the bills). If you really want to make her even more angry, visit Trashy.com to get a nice little outfit to go along with dance accessory.

Now I warned you, but if you insist on checking it out any further, you can purchase the Peekaboo Stripper Pole at Amazon, for $109 bucks.
Or visit bachelorette.com.

Weslo Sport 350 Treadmill
So, your sweetie might not be in the shape she once was, or maybe you are just one very nit-picky guy, never the less, all us guys know that there is absolutely no way to ask your sweetie to drop a few pounds. Theres no way…give it up…pray that the doctor suggest it or something, but its something your going to have to live with…sorry. The last thing you would want to do…unless she specifically ask you…is to get some sort of exercise equipment as a valentines day gift. Nothing says "my god are you fat" more so than the Weslo Sport 350 treadmill.

The Weslo Sport 350 treadmill sports a 16"x45" walking belt, powered by a 2.25hp motor to help you get that cross country feel. With speeds ranging from 0-10 mph, you’ll be ready for that long run through Bestbuy during the next Black Friday sales. Also if you want more of a workout, you can also set an incline of 3%, 6% and 9%. The Weslo Sport 350 doesn’t have one of those fancy digital readout that will enable you to automatically simulate a run through a mountain range, but for $249, you get a pretty decent set of features that would most likely make your Valentines day something to remember….and thats not a good thing.

If your still glutton for punishment, you can read more about the Weslo Sport 350 treadmill here.

Swiffer Wet Jet All-In-One Power Mop Starter Kit
Ok guys, we all know that when it comes to making a mess around the house, we are probably the culprit. Thats why this next Valentines day gift idea would pretty much get you a earfull.

The Swiffer wet jet all in one power mop starter kit actually seems like a pretty good product, it may be nice to get this just to have it, but as a Valentines day gift? hmmm…I dunno. In the kit, you get 1 Swiffer wet jet power mop, 3 cleaning pads, 4 scrubbing strips, and a 500 milliliter bottle of floor cleaner. It runs on 4 AAA batteries and what it does, your pull the trigger and it sprays cleaner on the floor then you mop it up with the mop. See it does actually seem like something that can be a pretty useful thing to have around the house…but for Valentines day? can we say dog house

If your dog house has some pretty comfortable amenities, feel free to check out the Swiffer wet jet all in one power mop starter kit at Amazon.

Kitchen Aid 10pc Cookware Set
I know a lot of women are into cooking, and love to be in the kitchen cooking up a masterful meal that will bring loads of compliments but Valentines day is supposed to be a very intimate, romantic celebration that doesn’t really lend itself to putting your sweetie to work in the kitchen.

Thats why this Kitchen Aid 10 pc cookware set may just not be that great of an idea. Picture this, you and your sweetie are about to have a romantic dinner, candles, perfume, aromas, looking into each others eyes. You reach under the table and pull out a 10 pc cookware set. She looks at you with fire in her eyes…you gaze back thinking the look shes giving you is the look of happiness, and tell her "I got some Kansas City steaks for you in the kitchen, now hurry up and get to cookin I’m starved". That would be a pretty quick evening.

The Kitchen Ain 10 pc cookware set comes with 1 Qt., 2 Qt. and 3 Qt. Covered Saucepans, 8 Qt. Covered Stockpot, 8” and 10” Open French Skillets, All for only $149.99.

If you are willing to pay the ultimate price for some Kansasn City Steaks, check out the Kitchen Ain 10pc Cookware set here

Now that you are armed with what not to get for Valentines day, maybe you might have a chance at making this a Valentines day that wont suck. These items while are probably not good Valentines day gifts, may be good items to buy at other times during the year. and of coarse Im pretty sure some of you out there will have girlfriends or wifes that will request some of these items…in those cases it may be ok to get them.